The mother of all mild sauces 💖 #WheresTheCleverMessageDoe  (at Bae’s place. He made me tacos)

The mother of all mild sauces 💖 #WheresTheCleverMessageDoe (at Bae’s place. He made me tacos)

Bae cooking dinner because contrary to the stereotype, I am not good in the kitchen. 🎅 (at The Spinner’s Club)

Bae cooking dinner because contrary to the stereotype, I am not good in the kitchen. 🎅 (at The Spinner’s Club)

Successfully dressed like a Floridian mother for my first day of this semester. 🌺🌴 #CollegeLyfe

Successfully dressed like a Floridian mother for my first day of this semester. 🌺🌴 #CollegeLyfe

malformalady:

Japanese farmers have been experimenting with growing watermelon in shapes other than the traditional round or oblong shapes. Hirochi Kimura and his wife spent three years perfecting the art of growing these tokens of affection on their farm in Kumamoto, Japan. They say the shape symbolizes “their passion for farming and their affection for each other.”

malformalady:

Japanese farmers have been experimenting with growing watermelon in shapes other than the traditional round or oblong shapes. Hirochi Kimura and his wife spent three years perfecting the art of growing these tokens of affection on their farm in Kumamoto, Japan. They say the shape symbolizes “their passion for farming and their affection for each other.”

Anonymous asked
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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bellsket:

"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"

shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall

(Source: busket)

shakethestump:

goldblxxded:

poyzn:

This is either a cruel joke or horrifying.

ok but did they watch the tapes

not yet. he has to find a device to watch the tapes on

did-you-kno:

Play-Doh and white bread can help you clean up tiny shards of broken glass. Source

did-you-kno:

Play-Doh and white bread can help you clean up tiny shards of broken glass. Source

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

(Source: iraffiruse)

newandclassicemo:

A high school banned the marching band from playing Fall Out Boy songs because the lyrics were suggestive.

A marching band

Isn’t allowed to play Fall Out Boy 

Because of suggestive lyrics

Marching bands are instrumental